Root or GTFO – Hackspawn Tee for Coders, Script Kiddies & System Dropouts

Title:
Root or GTFO – Hackspawn Tee for Coders, Script Kiddies & System Dropouts

Description:
See Jane root. See Dick gtfo. That’s the lesson.

This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a corrupted children’s book page. A smile too wide. Eyes that flicker with static. A glowing laptop that whispers commands.
The innocence is a mask. The protocol is absolute: root or gtfo.

This design:

• Vintage 1950s-style illustration of two cheerful kids

• One holds a glowing laptop, the other points with possessed delight

• Scanline reflections warp across their eyes like machine static

• Text in a retro primer font, subtly glitched and broken

Perfect For:
• Coders who learned their ABCs in command line
• Hackers with a taste for corrupted nostalgia
• Loopwalkers who know innocence is just another mask
• Anyone who grew up on Dick & Jane but stayed for the malware

Shirt Details:
• Premium cotton tee — soft but uncompromising
• Front print — distressed, vintage, intentional
• Unisex fit — innocence warped
• Printed on demand — zero wasted packets

Vibe:
The children smile. The laptop opens.
The code glows.
The lesson never changes: root or gtfo.