Spawned to Corrupt – Hackspawn Baby Onesie for Tiny Glitchlings & Future Operatives

Product Description

It’s already too late. The system’s been infected.

Hack the system. Stay off the grid. Rule the future.
The “Spawned to Corrupt” onesie by HackSpawn features a cute-but-nasty digital germ—smirking, mutating, ready to rewrite the code. Beneath it, the phrase says it all: Spawned to Corrupt. It’s not a joke. It’s a prophecy.

This design:
A glitched-out cartoon virus, round and full of evil charm. Rendered in pixel-art style with a mischievous outlook and corrupted in terminal green. Underneath: “Spawned to Corrupt” in techno-type. Equal parts adorable and apocalyptic.

Perfect For:
• Newborns of coders, hackers, and chaos agents
• Parents with a sense of humor and a bunker mentality
• Baby showers where the theme is “Dystopia, but make it cute”

Onesie Details:
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton (soft but built for mischief)
• Envelope neck for easy wardrobe changes
• Three-snap leg closure for secure hacking sessions
• Printed on demand – no baby left behind

Vibe:
This is not a phase. This is legacy code.
You didn’t just bring life into the world.
You unleashed entropy in footie pajamas.